“To be or not to be? That is the question!” No question! It has to be because not to be means that you are dead…
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too!” Well if you just had your cake, didn’t you just eat it too?
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!” Hogwash! I’ve been doing that all my life and I’m still sick, poor and stupid.
“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you cry alone!” After a natural disaster, everybody cries together. Laugh by yourself in a locked room and sure enough, I found out I was laughing all by myself!
“A stitch in time saves nine!” Nine what? It’s a complete mystery to me! I had no idea time got ripped in the first place!
“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink!” Give it a few days. He’ll drink!
“Home is where your heart is!” So home is in your chest?
“If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all!” Yet, if nobody ever complained, nothing would ever get fixed.
“Live life to the fullest!” I tried that and I soon got tired.
“Love is a many splendored thing!” Love sucks and I’m sure you agree!
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