Turn on your computer, go into WordPress, and make a post… But don’t forget to type with your fingers crossed!
Don’t post while walking under a ladder… You may get paint on your iPhone!
Don’t look in the mirror before breakfast! That would be seven years bad luck!
Don’t have 13 words in any of your sentences today, or end with 13 paragraphs… I don’t know what’s wrong, but it sounds like you better not do it!
Before you post, balance a four-leaf clover on your head! You might get lucky!
Spend $197.00 on an antivirus program, only to find that it has a virus :O(
Don’t post before your bowl of Lucky Charms… They’re magically delicious!
Don’t cross the path of a black cat or it’s bad luck unless you follow him around all day. I just made that up, but do it anyway, just to be on the safe side!
Only blog within a circle and pentagram, and apologize to the Devil for not becoming a prick!
You should have Succubus, to tell you what’s happening to you over the Internet, (He must be on your left shoulder only! If he’s on the right one, you’ll get the runs!). And you must entirely renounce your belief in Science and Technology! Quick!! Turn off your computer!!!