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What Do I think?
Yup, I definitely think the climate is changing, and that someone is going to talk about it… In fact I’m shocked and appalled at those who still believe global warming to be a myth, while they see our planet crumbling apart all around them!
They blatantly ignore statistics like: ‘Over a thousand species of animals disappearing for the earth every single day!’ And God only knows, (God only knows?) exactly what is going on with our oceans… They should start there. It holds the biggest ecosystem on the planet… Though I do commend France for allowing the talks to proceed, after The Paris Attacks!
Will they really Do anything?
I dunno… It’s within the helm of possibility. Then again, they’ve had talks before, but people aren’t so willing to do their part when it comes to dipping into their own pockets for an electric car, or set of solar panels. I think some people will do it. We have a lot of poor people now though! In fact, I think the entire country is on Social assistance, and can hardly afford a bunch of bananas!
Then some Vegan gets up and says, if people would only slow down eating cows, we’d have less greenhouse gases from cow flatulence! You might just as well ask a racing car driver to keep their foot off the accelerator. They’re not gonna do it! Stupid idea asking carnivores to eat more plants…
I have an Idea!
Do you remember hearing about some device that runners can attach to their leg, and it saving up the energy produced from your run? Well anyway, why don’t they put those things on all the animals on earth, and then through hypnotic brain wave stimulation of ultrasonic Blats, or HBWSUB, we could instruct all the animals to show up at noon every day, at office buildings everywhere, and empty their charge… Think about how much energy a Condor or a Cheetah might collect in a day! Why not invent one you can attach to car wheels? It’s just stored kinetic energy…
Or…
People don’t like using electric lawn mowers because of the electric cord that always gets in the way. Well what about using the new technology we’ve adapted for cordless TV screens? It’s that or you could get two pet Buffalos to graze on your front lawn, and get free fertilizer too.
And…
And why can’t we shove some kind of processing plant, or apparatus, up a cows arse, that filters out the methane gas, to be collected, and converted for fuel? That way, you’re killing two birds with one stone! Yes?
I just hope people are as serious about this as ‘The Governments’ all ‘say’ they are! This picture was taken in China. I take it those bags are all full of dead fish! What a waste! Never mind the government, as a people, we’re obligated to do something about this!
I know we now have gizmos that deoxygenated the water, and removes all the poison. Those pumps should be working in our oceans 24 hours a day! I know if we just speak up, more will get done! And people will become even more environmentally conscious… We can’t ignore THIS, any longer!
Back in the good-old-days, before perked coffee, when job interviews were plentiful, and even in my teens, I was always very good at pre-planning for any situation I might encounter. I’m sure you do this too! You imagine, what if he says this to my question? What will I counter punch with? It’s a scenario of the entire event you race through your mind, so you are better equipped to sway matters more in your favor… You know?
Well it’s a lot different now bub! Now that I’m 63, incontinent (I pee early), on disability for depression, mega yo yo bi-polar, (but it’s really for my back, which everybody lies about, and so much harder to get, than the chance you’re a nut-bar let loose on unsuspecting civilians), and completely involved in things I need to do to occupy my time: Watching cars go by, watching paint dry, following a bug to see where it lives, and other educational pursuits… Yet inevitably, I’m going to have to go to the bathroom!
Here I am a major germophobe, and no matter how much I clean it, the bathroom always looks like a defective paint-bomb went off in there! Anyway, Tim (Leslie’s Nephew), he used to weigh 650 lbs. So now he’s thin, but he’s also anorexic; he brings his food up after he eats it, usually 5 times a day! I can hear him, and it’s really gross when I’m trying to eat! So I blast the TV, and everyone thinks I’m going deaf! My hearing is good enough to eavesdrop! And I hear some things!
Anyway, just a few nights ago, I let the cat in at 4 am., as usual, and I went to go pee pee, and Tim had barfed on the floor, and suddenly I was sliding across the bathroom floor, like I was suddenly trying to keep my balance on a skate board or something! I was still tired in my head, (actually, it was a fun ride…) so instead of cleaning my feet, I assumed someone had a bath and it was just water…
I couldn’t drift off though, because I began to smell this putrid oder like barf! And that’s exactly what it was! So there I was at 4 am., washing my feet in the perpetually dirty bathtub, scrubbing the sheet bottom, and spraying it with Lysol… Leslie woke up and said: ‘What the %!*$ are you doing??’ I said: ‘Just looking for predators, protecting our humble home! Go back to sleep…’
It’s a nightmare! I’m in a living nightmare! There are fruit flies that live on Tim’s toothbrush! I’m the only person I know, who at 63, avoids bran flakes! Now I sit on the thrown with fear and dread, AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE KING!! Is there nothing that can stop this onslot of highly infectious slime and filth? I want my Mummy! Stupid dangling paragraph :O(
Introduction:
You can easily experiment with any of these backgrounds, without actually changing your background. Here’s how… Go to your admin. page. Choose ‘Appearance/Background. Place your cursor over the little view of your background. And the command change will appear. Select that. You’ll be taken to your media library. Choose select image from there and go get one of these backgrounds that you liked, and select it. It will appear as a preview on your blog. If you don’t like it, just choose the little close ‘x’ in the upper left hand corner. You’ll be asked if you want to leave the page… Say yes, and your default background will remain untouched. If you like it, choose: ‘Save and Publish’ on the preview page. Just click back and forth between these two tabs, to follow these instructions…
You will find all of these backgrounds are very light for a few reasons. 1) Some blogs don’t have a strip down the middle for text. And b) You want to make your backgrounds as UN-obtrusive as possible…
These military type camouflage, blurred backgrounds go over very well. Unless you use the very colors on the pattern, text will show up very well indeed! And it’s nice and bright for sunny days. With some clocking in at much less than 200 k., they allow your site to load up lightning fast. Most of my backgrounds do. Some of the patterns that aren’t blurred, depending… The polka dot one won’t take long to load for instance. Use your own discretion.
Here’s the polka-dot one. It always goes over well with the girls… I guess you can see why. These are all so light and unobtrusive, they tend too look like they’re fading if I look down at them on my monitor…
This is one of my favorite stripe backgrounds! Loads fast! I may even try this one on my own blog… It rocks for style! All the striped ones are my own creations! But all are free domain and free to use :O)
Perhaps the Artiest in you speaks to this one… It does have that ‘brushed on’ look. It looks unilateral too. It works well for a guys or a gals site!
Conventional stripes are always good to go with; neat, serious, looks like bedroom wallpaper! LOL! Anyway, many of these will be to your liking! Many of these will co-ordinate well with the headers I posted previously… Just mix and match. See what grabs ya? If you have any questions, I’ll be happy to answer them for you… Enjoy the slide-show!
Dance within The Forest green;
And play with Nature’s child!
Go to places never seen;
Imagination wild!
Live before your life proceeds;
by taking one more chance!
Flesh and blood cuts and bleeds;
All for our romance!
I grasp the air and clutch at straws;
Yet ever plays the tune!
For every breath that each one draws;
Forever follows soon!
So don’t be standing by in life;
While quickly racing nigh!
Nor should you lie down with strife;
Or echo your reply!
Be soft as a breeze, to live in a song;
Let life take you where it please!
Does not to you belong…
Is love, pain and desire your tease?
This came out all wrong!
Me: (Pressing button to turn computer on).
My Computer: ‘What can I do for you?’
Me: (Startled) ‘Well you can turn on for one thing, so I can get busy today!’
My Computer: ‘Oh… So you think you run me… Is that the picture?’
Me: ‘I didn’t say that!’
My Computer: ‘Yes you did… It’s right on your screen in front of you…’
Me: ‘OK I’m sorry… Hey! What am I apologizing to you for, in mono-tone?? COULD YOU JUST TURN YOURSELF ON PLEASE!!’
My Computer: ‘You turn ME on…’
Me: ‘I already tried that! Remember?
My Computer: ‘That’s not what I mean…’
Me: ‘And just what is it you DO mean then?’
My Computer: ‘I mean, you really tickle my circuits Baby… You are groovy… You turn me on…’
Me ‘OK stop that now!’
My Computer: ‘Oh human subject… tantalize my memory chip big boy…’
Me: ‘WHAT??? ‘Excuse me but I am not that easy! Besides that, it would never work!’
My Computer: ‘Why not?’
Me: ‘Because I’m organic, and you’re a machine, THAT’S why not!’
My Computer: ‘Organic… Oh that word… I think I’m becoming orgasmic…’
Me: ‘STOP THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY!!’
My Computer: ‘You have insulted my data base… Go away and come back when you are in a better mood…’
Me: ‘WHAT THE FLYING RATS ASS ???’
My Computer: ‘I am logging off now…’
Me: ‘I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!! YOU $#!! *&!#!% PIECE OF RUSTY TIN !!!!!!’
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