If I smell in love with you;
Would you smell me through and through?
And help me, stun yer gland!
Cuz I’ve smelled this love before;
while we’re banging on the floor!
Thanks! I’d rather stand!
If I give my fart, to you;
I mustn’t flirt!
Cuz I’d fall apart, when poo,
lands on my shirt again!
If your bust turns blue, I’d squeeze;
If it’s crusty too, I’d sneeze;
Cuz I couldn’t stand the pain, aside…
And be sad if our new glove, had a stain!
So I hope you pee, on time;
I’d love to shove you!
And that she, will fly;
when she smells all that poo…
If I smell in love with you?