On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a needle and a nickel bag of smack!
two pounds of grass, with a needle and a nickel bag of smack!
Three shiny ludes…
Four grams of hash…
Five tabs of acid!
Six perks a popin’…
Seven lines a snortin’…
Eight Junkies dancin’…
Nine funny mushrooms…
Ten crack pipes smokin’…
Eleven playful poppies…
Twelve beers a burpin’…
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