First and foremost, I’d like to extend a warm: ‘Welcome back’ to my US friends, whom I thought had deserted me. I was just about to slit my wrist, and suck the blood! I love fresh, warm blood; salty, but satisfying… I like to think of myself as a pretty good person; I resolve differences, save people money, slap women when they become hysterical or stop breathing (Men I’m not fussy about.). I do favors. I enjoy servicing people, and just generally have ‘USE ME’ written on my forehead! Yet I fear an imminent danger of becoming a ‘Goody Two Shoe!’ So let me tell you about how I’ve learned to harness people, and use them like horses! Stallions though… No cheap Clydesdale’s here!
You may or may not know I lost me drivers license getting one silly DUI. I thought that, the better option, than being framed for a false attempted rape charge; that means jail time! They took my license away forever, and I had a spotless record until that day some three years ago now… I still have to get around sometimes! Leslie is too sick to drive me anywhere. And Mr. PH.D (Knucklehead) had his license revoked.
That leaves my next door neighbor Rayell. He’s quite the character, but not your average Einstein. He may even be a few cents short of a dime, but everyone likes Rayell for his warm personality, and the big: ‘SUCKER’ written on his forehead… We ALL have something written on our foreheads! It’s hard to get him to just drive me somewhere for gas, and it’s too much for a cab, so I told him when my rich Uncle dies, he’s gonna leave me a whole whack of money, and he could be in on it, just by being nice to me! Not true… Anyway, it worked! He took me where I wanted to go. I wonder what else I can do with him? Perhaps run some errands, and take out the garbage? Mop the floors? What a sin!
You have made my day, my dear friend! I am jumping up-and-down for joy knowing that I made you happy. I wish for you that more people would take the time to get to know you, because you are an incredibly unique person. Just knowing you has taught me not to take life so seriously even though it is very hard at times. You want to know what makes you so special, Darrell? You dare to be brave enough to be different to show the world your real self. That scares people a lot, for I have that same stigma within my entire life. I consider it very brave of you to be you. I am proud to be able to call myself your friend. You are the most unique individual, and your imagination goes beyond any other person that I know of. You make me think. You help me to go beyond my barriers. You make me realize I have no limitations. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for being in my life. It was such a great pleasure to do this post for you and I am so so so happy that you came here to see it. Keep it close to your heart and know that you really have touched me deeply and that I promise you I will keep playing to my hearts content. I am also practicing getting my Google speech to recognize my voice so if there are any errors in this reply please overlook. Love, Amy