Don’t get me wrong! I’m warmed to the deepest depths of Lake Huron! I thank you one and all, even if it makes me sick! I’m truly delighted to have this many likes from so few people. No, almost really! I’m touched in the head! Thank you, thank you! (Bows from the hip.) What bothers me, and sometimes always does, is why the random number? They couldn’t spare an even 1500? It’s as if they all sat back and said: ‘Awe what the heck! Give the poor, slob a smelly award…’ I’d rather have had sardines! Sometimes just the smell is enough….
Goodness knows I’ve worked my fingers to the bone! Goodness knows? Did you know that people fear public speaking more than death? Yes folks… I’d rather die than talk to you! Yet in the long run, acting like a four-year old has strengthened me beyond the amazing tensile strength of super pretzels! You know? This award makes me suck my thumb with hunger! Think I’ll get naked and sit on a pretzel! Let’s face it… We all know I’m just another crumb bum! I’m just so honored to be YOUR crumb bum! May WordPress stink, hang like a green cloud of pretzel stench, over my head always! I’m gonna party with real ginger ale! Would you like to pull my finger?
So Thank you WordPress for this: ‘Crumb Bum of The Year’ award… Even that you’ve swallowed my tripe up to now is a miracle! WILL SOMEONE SHOOT THAT DAMN DOG!! Anyway, I shall go vomit beans, and a few shiny things… Then I shall lovingly tuck this fudge away, where I can drool on it forever, (MAKE THE NIGHTMARES STOP!!), on my awards page… I know honestly? I smell like Internet foot cheese! Thanks with pain and suffering, for this stinking award, and the crumbs on my bum! May smell guide you always! Sprinkles to my devoted fans! ****