Technically, it’s already the weekend so I started out by making my famous chicken soup! Recipe: I throw a chicken into a pot, and cook it… Only two ingredimints may differ in my ‘life giving nectar’, and they are potatoes or noodles (Fettuccine). I get to choose! I was concerned Mr. P.HD. (Knuckle Head), can’t swallow any solid food, so by throwing anything green in the pot I could think of, (my old socks) he can get nourishment from the juices! He thanked me for a half hour, so I guess it was a success. We even suffered a man hug (No eye contact! Duration must not be lengthy! No fondling genitals!)… Yes I am capable of compassion; if you beg, and there’s something in it for me! LOL!
It’s a good thing we live in a day and age where they add actual speech to the movies! So I might treat myself to a little Pay-Per-View. I wanna see that movie ‘Focus’ with Will Smith, but whenever I choose it, I get a message that says: ‘This movie is not for you!’ The cable company has been trying to fix the problem for a month! Either they’re technical idiots, or I owe them a double cheese burger! To really watch a movie with the lights off, and your cat taped to a chair, you must have popcorn!
And I’m not talking about that Orville Rickenbacker bag, that hides the actual popping process, but a long-standing tradition of standing around the stove, watching actual colonels, and other high-ranking corns, pop under a glass lid! Looks way cool! You get a huge, bag so cheap, and just need a little canola oil and sea salt, guarantees corn will pop all over the kitchen, cuz I always over pop! Nine tiny corns seem to bread into millions somehow! That’s the whole fun of not knowing what you’re doing… Sometimes there’s no choice but to let the corn fly where it may! Popcorn can achieve critical mass very easily!
And then I suppose I’ll spend 10 minutes with my family. And then, a matter of life or death to me, but completely useless to you, I must complete some web page designs I began constructing on my other blog, and present them to curious onlookers from Venus! Any new release you’d recommend besides Star Wars? Something with a plot? I hate films that rely solely on special effects! Whatever you decide, enjoy your weekend!