I was always different! I never really got along in real society… I would always fight with my brother, and our mother was simply helpless to stop it! Still, she always took us to the park. She was a good Gorilla! Even today I hang out with only a select group of friends.
Here I am with my friends when I was just a young chimp looking for mischief. I’m the one eating the twig… Well, I figure if I’m gonna join the circus, they’re gonna need a selfie of me. So I got out the old Polaroid, blew the dust off and took a selfie for the circus people.
So here I am all spruced up! I know my teeth are a little yellow… It’s pee stains… I knew how to find the circus but not what I can do to entertain once I get there. I can peel a banana! OK… I can squish a banana… I know how to pick my ass! Is picking my ass entertainment?
Here’s the Manager of the circus… He didn’t talk much. His nose got in the way! Said his Father was Jimmy Durante: ‘That’s no banana! That’s my nose! Ha cha-cha cha-cha cha!’ He told me I’d have to start out licking up the elephants cage… Sounded VERY promising to me!
As you can well imagine, after a few hours of that, I told him what he could do with his job!
What a way to make a living!
So I joined a rock band and everything’s been fine since…