I found my glasses! They were in my case by my night table… The cat had knocked the case off the table, and it wedged, straight up, behind the back leg of the night table! That’s why when I looked under the table I didn’t see it! What are the odds? Why is it, that whenever you drop something, it falls to the one place you can’t find it; almost like it purposely hid away on you. Ever have like 9 things go wrong in a row, so you look off into space bewildered, and utter the words: ‘That’s impossible’? Is it because a haphazard event is occurring in an organized place?
One time, I was flipping a coin. Can’t remember what about it was so long ago. I have to assume it was a nickel though, because when I flipped the coin, it landed standing up on its side! What are the odds? It’s some kind of spooky science! I’m certain it’s ‘dark matter’; a quantum anomaly, quirk of nature! Something doesn’t add up! I couldn’t repeat that in a million years, so how did it spring up during my life span?
These ‘kinds’ of things happen to me all the time… I went through one period in time that lasted for almost 6 months! I have a digital clock beside the TV… Every time it would occur to me to look up at it, it would read ‘3:33’ or ‘5:55’, but always 3 numbers in a row that were the same! God only knows, (God only knows?) Dimes have been dropping out of thin air around here since she moved in. She says they’re from the ghosts that have followed her here.
Apparently, there’s an old spirit, with a black hat and tench coat, that always sits in the same chair! And there’s this shadowy guy trapped in a doorway of one of Leslie’s mother’s paintings, who always changes position; sometimes he’ll be inside the doorway, and sometimes walking along the path; though I’ve only ever seen him in the door-way… Ahem! Though I have to admit, one time I saw what looked like a shadow go by my while I was washing dishes, and once, a plate seemed to jump off the counter top, all by itself… They say dark matter is all around us. Maybe it’s true…