You can all stop praying now… Boy! When you guys pray, I get answers immediately! LOL! Bonehead is at home resting in bed, apparently. I wouldn’t tell you any of this unless I were completely honest with you. I don’t think Bonehead had a heart attack at all! In fact Jamie, another friend of the bonehead, who knows he lies and cheats and steals his way through life, called the Hospital, and they said there was no bonehead even there! And Tim took his computer in to be fixed, and the guy at the computer store said that he saw Bonehead the very day he was supposed to be in the Hospital, having his heart attack!
See, the entire family is devious. And what I’m afraid has happened, was that Bonehead’s father needed an excuse to go play the ponies, so Bonehead faked the whole thing to Bonehead’s mother and that’s why she called me with this horrifying news! It all fits together too because Bonehead has stolen over $1000 off Tim and always smokes all of Leslie’s cigareettes! I don’t smoke so she does it in the bedroom with the window open. So Bonehead will sometimes go in and steal 2 or three packs at a time… So we know what he’s like, but you can never be sure when you here this kind of news about that kind of person. Trouble is now, if anything really did happen to him, you’d never believe me!
He probably just doesn’t want to be around because of the immense guilt he feels knowing we know, and have always known… Everybody knows… And he just doesn’t know how to tell me. Or maybe he had his first panic attack, and thought it was a heart attack? It’s hard to say when you’re dealing with a lying thief! Sorry to have put you and everyone here, through this un-necessarily! If he ever does come back, I don’t know what his odds of getting in are. So in a real way, yes, I have lost my friend, cuz he doesn’t like Tim… If I don’t see him again, I’ll consider it a favor… At least, I can stop worrying.
They’re all theives… When Serena was here last, my glasses disappaered so now, I get to see The Holidays blind! I can’t very well tell Leslie she can’t have Serena or Fawn around if I allow Bonehead in. So I must set the example here, and bring this masqurade to a close! As soon as any one of those three shows up, things go missing. But Bonehead is the worst! He actually moves in and sponges off you! It’s a very odd relationship… He’ll steal off of Leslie and Tim, to get me something, so he can look like my friend… He has issues…