That’s right! This is the guy we elected: ‘Hey man! Got any reefer?’ He wants to give anyone making between $49000 and $89000, a tax break! Duh? What about us disabled people and mental cripples? Huh? Are we supposed to keep starving half way through the month or what?
They always spew all about how they’re gonna help, and leave the most vulnerable group there is, ‘disabled seniors’ un-heard of, and says absolutely nothing about us! It’s as though we didn’t exist at all! We do exist, and life is painful enough as it is without this nonsense!
Meanwhile, all the women are going: [What a hunk! Isn’t he a dream?] HEY! WAKE UP! I’M DOWN HERE! Ya know he made some incredible promises! And ya know something else? If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!
I thought they were going to ‘attend’ the climate talks in Paris. Oh I see… They just stopped by to say hello! Terrific! Well I’m sure that will help!
Right away already, 25000 refuges turns into 10000… He’ll bring then in by February? They’ll be human Popsicle’s by then!
Legalize Pot? Are you nuts? Are you stark, raving mad? Don’t answer that… Do you not realize they will charge you more than double what you pay now? And feather more, The Government wants 25% tax on top of that? You should have just decriminalized it!
I’ll let you get back to licking Justin’s picture… Just one more thing though. I understand he needs a baby-sitter! Grrrrrr!!
For this and other worthless information going on in the world today, you can contact me or one of my esteemed colleagues at The Nut House perhaps, but I’m sure a lot of people reading this right now are thinking the same thing as I am… This guy’s gonna be like Obama! We’re only gonna see him waving, as he gets on or off a jet! He looks like he’s trying to get it all done at once so he can party… I could be wrong. I’M STILL BROKE!!