Gangs think as a group! Their methods are both complex and effective… Here you can see what’s in his head is also on his head! I was in a gang too, but we were nothing like the top Los Angeles gang members of today. Hell, we didn’t even call ourselves anything much except: ‘HEY STUPID!! SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!’
Meet The Dapper Rebels of 1966… This was more what we looked like, cuz we too were in the sun a lot! We were called: ‘The Suckie Babies’ cuz we always wanted things our way! And we knew all of the street lingo from back then: Salad man! Gravy man! Gravy! Farm out! Right off! Hang noose! As you can see, you can’t tell these people apart from anyone else… Don’t be obvious! That’s the whole idea! ‘Lay low! And stay out of sight until I call you!’ Here we see them enjoying a fun day at the Zoo :O)
Here’s our lead gang member…
Like I said, we’re The Suckie Babies! He didn’t wanna leave me with too revealing a photo, but this explained exactly how our attitude was toward the world at large… Here, he was not allowed an arrowroot cookie, and so began our rebellious nature!
If someone say, just talked too much? We have a code name for everything. We’d just shout something like: ‘Blitz Von, Rab Nooble Yak Yak!’ Then we’d all stick our faces in front of theirs, and just yak! Thereby brutally punishing them with a lot of back talk!
Here is a picture of your typical Canadian Street Gang! If they wanted you for a member, you’d pretty much have to join, or they’d make you a target… Not much to the initiation really. One thing hurt! They all yelled: ‘Disfigure!!’ Then they all scrunched up my face! I could feel my eye balls dancing around in my head! Then I had to walk a 7 foot long steel bar without falling. And then I had to ask someone for 5 bucks or cry until I get it! We were always polite, congenial, and hospital-able…
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Here’s a member of :’The Useless Wimps!’ Here we have a Hoody just making a friendly gesture to a stranger, who, is being very rude and disrespectful! Someone should thump him out; gang term for giving someone a surprise ;O)
If you’d like to join a helpful gang of thugs, write to:
Hoodies R’ Us;
A swell bunch of guys!
New York, NY.