I know you guys south of The Border, (I wish they’d take those stupid things down and share everything!) just celebrated Thanksgiving, so I thought I’d share mine.
See, right away you can see there’s something wrong with Thanksgiving, cuz her’s a picture of the Turkey farting in Leslie’s face!
Mmmm! Uncooked sugar and lard! Very calorie conscious Leslie is. Looks like somebody already ate’m! THEY’RE DISGUSTING!
Mmmmm! Uncooked sugar and lard! And I left the yellow in the picture just to show you how DISGUSTING they really are!
Here’s Bonehead and Fawn. Fawn looks like she has to go to the bathroom or something! I guess she’s just not very photogenic. She’s pretty in real life, and speaks as gentle as a Fawn! Don’t let that fool you! I sometimes hear Fawn calling Leslie some terrible things from the bedroom! Leslie councils people from her bed, and I never interfere with one of Leslie’s counseling sessions. Fawn didn’t stay for dinner. She probably had ‘The Wind!’. Bonehead did though. Bonehead never misses a free meal…
After a rousing night of boring TV shows, and Bonehead’s same old tunes, he sings like a dying horse too, will you just look at the mess of this place! Look! There’s barely any room left for the coaster!
I took my blubbery butt to bed early that night, so I could get up early and drink a gallon of water! Anyway, if you’re anything like me, you’ll starve yourself for a month!