- Stop drinking after that 75th. beer…
- Making your portions smaller. Remove one lettuce leaf.
- If you must commit Harrie Carrie and jump from a ten story building, at least wear a good set of bed springs on your feet! Haven’t you ever wondered if that would work? Yeah! Why not just live dangerously instead?
- Don’t take sleeping pills just before you Hang Glide in The Rockies!
- Run to the bathroom! I know it’s not like a marathon or anything… So run to the water cooler! See the chain reaction there?
- BTW, do not walk toward a nuclear blast saying: ‘Look at the pretty light!’
- Always put clothes on before you go out into a blizzard!
- It’s OK if you wanna smoke pot. Just don’t forget to breathe!
- Why do heart attack victims watch scary movies?
- Don’t stop to pick your nose in front of an on-coming Cement Mixer…
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Thank you! It’s nice to make with your aquaintence there Carla… ‘Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise…’ Em… It’s 50 cents a comment here…
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This made me laugh! Thank you!
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